Gays vs Lesbians

I have a gay male friend who wonders why it seems that all lesbians seem to be friends when they see or meet other lesbians. He told me once: "andami mong kakilalang tibo dito...lagi kang may kabatian at kung sinu-sinong kinakawayan mo...bakit kayong mga tomboy para kayong may asosasyon? bakit kaming mga bakla pag nagkita-kita nagtatarayan?" Then, he said: "nagpapagandahan kasi kami." I replied: "mga bakla kasi kayo!" ;)
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I made a mistake of opening this bulletin in friendster. And since I don't post bulletins at friendster, might as well, answer it here:

Rule 1: If you opened this you GOTTA take it.
Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule 3: Only answer truthfully.

"Who was your last?"

LAST PERSON.
1. Had a beer with?
-- jane, pia and queenie
2.Went to the movies with?
-- jane
3. Went to the mall with?
-- jane
4. Talked on the phone with?
-- jane pa rin
5. Made you laugh?
-- les
6. You hugged?
-- jane
7. You yelled at?
-- di ko matandaan e.

WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
-- neither
2. Be serious or be funny?
-- funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
-- neither
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
-- get shot

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon?
-- moon
2. Winter or Fall
-- fall
3. Left or right?
-- lefty ako e...
4. Sunny or Rainy?
-- sunny
5. Peach or Pear?
-- neither
6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut
it?
-- cut it
7. Do You Cook?
-- yes
8. Current mood?
-- a little sad but generally sleepy

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone special?
-- yes
2. Sing?
-- yes
3. Been hugged?
-- yes
4. Danced Crazy?
-- nope
5. Cried?
-- yes :(

Uninspired

At this very minute, it's way past my shift. I'm free to leave the office at 0730H but I rendered overtime for an hour. After the OT, I'm still here, browsing the Net.

No reason to go home early when you live alone. Actually, I have my bestfriend with me but she'll be long gone when I get home so might as well stay in the office until I seek the comfort of my bed.

No rush to come back home. I thought it would be greatly easier when your gone but then, as all other things in my life, I'm wrong (again). So what? We've been apart for so long, I've completely forgotten how it was to live under the same roof with you. But this time, I think the parting is final. You will be gone for who knows until when. And the widest ocean will keep us apart.

I guess it was my fault. I shouldn't have insisted on so many things. You were so easy to persuade anyway so I didn't have much of a hard time convincing you. I just wish now that I've turned on all my charms so that you changed your mind about leaving...

But just like any parting, I look forward to the day of seeing you once again. Until then, please tell me you'll wait. I'll follow you as soon as I can... ;)

Paglisan

I guess, I've been taking you for granted for so long.
Never thought I'll miss you when you're gone.

Now I'll never know when I will have to wait,
To see you again, hear your voice, touch your face.

Free Time

Finally, I have an avail time from calls. I only have few cases, even fewer follow-ups today so I'm thinking of going "honda" (meaning "on the dot" or i will leave the office at exactly 0730H). hopefully, no more calls will go through *fingers-crossed*.