Feb 4, 2008

Anything Goes

Got this message from an officemate and it made me think...

Call Center Agent's Top 10 Disease
  1. Lung Cancer (habitual smoking) - never got that habit eversince, thank God!
  2. Bone Fracture (long hours of sitting) - guilty...in fact, I had six sessions with a PT last December because of it.
  3. Jaw Lock (excessive talking) - nah...CCA's are the most talkative people. we talk all night and after shift, we usually have breakfast and talk pa rin...
  4. Cataract (exposure to PC radiation) - dati ng malabo ang mata ko...
  5. Stress (damn those irate callers!) - hmp! now that is really stressful. I'm currently a member of the escalation team and it's not something that I enjoy doing...
  6. Impotency (lack of sex) - ummmm.....
  7. Fatigue (short sleep) - how can you ever have a good rest with the sun shining thru the windows?
  8. Asthma (rushing your way coz you might get late) - minsan lang naman ako ma-late...
  9. Constipation (five minutes lunch) - thirty minutes naman ang lunch namin! I get to enjoy a full hour lunch...or should I say breakfast coz it's 6am-7am?
  10. Forgetfulness (what day is today?) - what word is that?
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It is often spur-of-the-moment decisions, sometimes made by others, that can change our whole lives. - from the novel Sons of Fortune by Jeffrey Archer