Gays vs Lesbians

I have a gay male friend who wonders why it seems that all lesbians seem to be friends when they see or meet other lesbians. He told me once: "andami mong kakilalang tibo dito...lagi kang may kabatian at kung sinu-sinong kinakawayan mo...bakit kayong mga tomboy para kayong may asosasyon? bakit kaming mga bakla pag nagkita-kita nagtatarayan?" Then, he said: "nagpapagandahan kasi kami." I replied: "mga bakla kasi kayo!" ;)
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I made a mistake of opening this bulletin in friendster. And since I don't post bulletins at friendster, might as well, answer it here:

Rule 1: If you opened this you GOTTA take it.
Rule 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule 3: Only answer truthfully.

"Who was your last?"

LAST PERSON.
1. Had a beer with?
-- jane, pia and queenie
2.Went to the movies with?
-- jane
3. Went to the mall with?
-- jane
4. Talked on the phone with?
-- jane pa rin
5. Made you laugh?
-- les
6. You hugged?
-- jane
7. You yelled at?
-- di ko matandaan e.

WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
-- neither
2. Be serious or be funny?
-- funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
-- neither
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
-- get shot

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon?
-- moon
2. Winter or Fall
-- fall
3. Left or right?
-- lefty ako e...
4. Sunny or Rainy?
-- sunny
5. Peach or Pear?
-- neither
6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut
it?
-- cut it
7. Do You Cook?
-- yes
8. Current mood?
-- a little sad but generally sleepy

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone special?
-- yes
2. Sing?
-- yes
3. Been hugged?
-- yes
4. Danced Crazy?
-- nope
5. Cried?
-- yes :(