I don't know if there really is a Becky Ong. For all I know, my friend was just teasing me when she sent this message but what caught my attention is the description "bading na brother ni Bob Ong". Well, I am familiar with Bob Ong, of course. I have read several of his books and he's one guy who likes doing satirical narration to drive home a point. Often though, he uses plain sentences in his books which makes it appealing to simple folks, even kids...so, Becky Ong's Words of Wisdom:
Hindi lahat ng gwapo/maganda sa picture eh gwapo/maganda talaga. Merong mga photogenic lang talaga. At karamihan eh dinadaan sa powder, lighting, angle at Adobe Photoshop
>>> meaning - ask for a film negative
Wag ng choosy. Lalo na kung wala ka namang masyadong choices. Arte ka pa?
>>> meaning - grab the first person you see...
A smiley is not just a smiley.
>>> meaning - add a sentence to be understood clearly.
Madalas ang "wrong sent" ay hindi naman talaga "wrong sent" at ang blank text ay di napindot lang. Ganyan magpa-pansin ang ayaw mag-first move.
>>> meaning - ignore it.
Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto na sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo.
>>> that sentence is not yet finished. continue:
Meron lang talagang mga tao na sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.
>>> i agree.
Walang matinong jowa na sa G4M nakukuha.
>>> yun na!
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